Funny Jokes

In this blog you will see best  jokes....


Some joke are :


                        (1) Sardar Jokes.... 

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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                                                                       (2) Santa Banta Jokes.... 

Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told "WAIT SIR" for which santa replied "65Kgs"
and moved on... 

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A man jumped into the river and never came back.
Another man jumped, he also did not return.

Santa's conclusion: man is soluble in water

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Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..? 
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? 
Santa:Mast hai.. 
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

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One dog was sitting under the santa car.
Santa: what r u doing under my car. Don' try to become an engineer.